… And This is Why I Will Never Write for TV

Is anyone else still tired of the commercials for the Biggest Loser that bombarded us in January? This is where my mind went:

Pitch: The Biggest Loser, but, like, with thin people. The person who loses the most weight wins free treatment for his or her eating disorder… and possibly becomes the biggest loser of all, in a heartrending special episode that ends in a funeral.

#thinspiration