Okay, Corn Fairy

One of the plethora of clickbait business e-mail newsletters that I receive is Korn Ferry, a global organizational consulting firm that sometimes has good articles… and sometimes does not. “5 People to Meet When You’re Back in the Office” is one of the latter.

This article is fucking hilarious. Supposedly intended to be a helpful guide as we return to the office post-COVID, it actually just congregates all of the people you work with into groups so that, if you take this article literally, you are just re-connecting everyone in the office. Not the worst approach, but also not the targeted help that the title pretends is being offered.

Who, specifically, does Korn Ferry say you should meet?

  1. your manager,
  2. your direct reports,
  3. colleagues and peers,
  4. key stakeholders and internal partners, and
  5. new staff members

So… like I said, pretty much everyone.

Definitely more than 5 people, unless you are creating a start-up with four of your friends and y’all are literally the only ones who currently work for the company.

… I should probably unsubscribe.

Want advice on how to behave in the office? Don’t go to the corn fairy – this bitch ain’t helpful…